ERIC SCHAUDIES   Eric Schaudies (a.k.a. Eric Schaudies) appeared on a doorstep one   day with a guitar and a note from a stork that read, “Just don’t let him   sing.” He played in various cover bands until he developed a fear of   Jaegermeister and disappeared from the scene- only to be drug away   from his job as exotic dancer at nursing homes to throw his two cents   worth into Mark’s Garage. Come see Eric perform, and help him   confront his Jaeger-phobia face to face.   more >>